This one really touched me. I cannot, however, find the author in looking around. It seems like it may be from a book entitled if you ever read this, but I am having trouble finding even the information about the book to look up credits.

Holy gracious smokes…

This… this was… unexpected…
I… cried when I read it… which is… rare…
Such a… relief… Such… hope… a… miracle…

Thank you… heartfelt… dear Author… for the ineffably magnificent work…
I appreciate the Universe… for the Author to exist…

Thank you.

There is hope.

Neat

What? No, this is my lunch, go make yourself a sandwich.

WHAT? Oh shit, what’s coming? WHAT DID YOU DO?

Goddammit, another damn stalker. Hello, police?

;-)

Phew, I sure hope you’re a good CI/CD engineer, because there’s still a lot of work to be done.

a little too many linebreaks for my taste