Nah, that’s just masturbating
Makes sense.
Is it gay to use your hand?
And are you getting off from touching a dick or having a man’s hand touch your dick?
Possibly.
Is it gay to suck your homie’s dick through a real life portal? (glory hole) For context, you’re both wearing socks.
as far as i can tell, it’d only be gay if you both took the socks off
Finally, someone with some culture
I would think so.
If you perform oral sex on yourself, does it feel like you’re giving a blow job or receiving one?
I remember a reddit post from a contortionist who reported it’s more like giving one.
Self-Suck enthusiasts never seem to worry about this conundrum until after the stretches.
In any case: It’s pretty hard to focus on the blowjob with a dick in your mouth. I mean, not that I would know…
TIL
Does masturbating feel like giving or getting a handjob?
Yes
giving
It’s gay to pull your foreskin back to wash behind it.
That’s why so many Americans are circumsised
I’ll never forgive my parents. I’ll never know what it was like having it.
Smelly, unless you’re gay.
Not to worry, the unwashed ass will reek a fair bit more. Only gays reach that far up between the cheeks.
Only if you swallow
I swallow my own nut, that don’t make me gay.
Does if you like it ;)
Still not gay.
Wait, here’s the tie breaker:
Did you jizz in your mouth while watching yourself suck yourself off?
Edit: >!I hope you don’t think this is meant seriously, I’m not trying to define anyone else’s sexuality. It’s a shitty ask joke community, and that’s the goal here!<
Don’t worry, I didn’t take you seriously. lol.
At this point, the word dangerous should come first.
Pun unintended.It’s not gay if you keep your socks on
only if you finish in your mouth
Kinda. 69ing feels more like sucking than being sucked. It’s one thing if it’s just curiosity, but if you keep doing it…
Only if you’re gay
Yes, but only because you’re using the portal gun, the oral sex is no homo
It actually would be gay NOT to. Common misunderstanding, but thems the facts.
