I presume this account got instantly perma-banned from Reddit. Had enough there, finally?
I’m a pastor. If your wife’s okay, and the homies are okay, do what you want. God doesn’t care. Just protect yourself.
FROM GOD???
You start by putting up a lightning rod
Yes, but because of what you did last summer, not because of your appetite for sodomy.
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“I’m straight, so why do homosexuals keep sucking my cock?”
Relevant SVU clip:
The sheer force of will with which he says he’s not gay is what makes it art.
Here’s a different perspective, perhaps that helps: It’s a free world and god does not exist, there’s no heaven and hell, so instead of a semantic discussion, you can do what you want.
God exists but he doesn’t care about what you do with consenting adults. Heaven and hell exist but it’s more of a self-evaluation thing. So long as you don’t feel like you’re doing something wrong, and everyone else involved is cool with it, do what you want.
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The vast majority of Republicans claim to be Christians? In addition, my post didn’t mention you should do anything illegal; that’s your interpretation, little scoundrel you 😉
“I have relationships with women… and sex with men!”
Serious answer under obvious shitpost: this is why many people separate sexual and romantic orientation.
Love women, fuck men, the world is yours.
Oh, and if you’re a Christian, yeah, you’ll burn in all fires of hell for that one
Trump and Roger Stone were both politically mentored by notorious mob lawyer, and all around shithead, Roy Cohn. Cohn died of AIDS, denying to the end that he was gay, and his acolytes agree, saying that he wasn’t actually gay, he just enjoyed sexually dominating young blonde men. Makes sense. To MAGAs.
BTW, it should be noted that when Trump and Stone were being “mentored” by Cohn, they were both young blonde men.




