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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • Almacca@aussie.zone
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    Imagine the look on their faces when they realise!

    • hamsamrich@lemmy.world
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      Omg they gonna be so pissed!

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        I used to think pranks were harmless and funny but this is just sick

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      Bro you ever do that prank where you help at the soup kitchen? But no cameras or anything. Just you pranking these hungry people by putting food on their plate!

      Hahah gottem (fed)

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        <3 :3

  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Capitalism hates this one trick

    • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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      on the contrary, they love that shit. Gives them an excuse not to legislate poverty away.

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        It’s offloading the costs of reproduction and it’s a contradiction. They need to lower their costs as much as possible while relying on others to not do that so they can always have fresh workers.

        Note: it’s more than just having kids; eating enough, studying, and sleeping are all parts of it.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    Donating money to food banks instead because they can make their money go further than you can prank

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      Came here to say this. Everyone I’ve ever talked to that worked at a food pantry has guaranteed me that they can get more food from $$$ than you can donate for the same $$$.

      I’m sure that the economics could change, so if you can engage with you local food pantry and confirm their preference, that would be best. But, if you just want to drive-by donate $$$ > food >>> nothing.

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        So you’re saying that poor people don’t want to eat 20 cans of cranberry sauce?

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          No.

          That is a separate and still valid point. Even if you are visiting a food bank, you still have all your same allergies, sensitivities, and preferences. The food bank itself will have a better idea of what they need to hand out.

          I’m saying that even if the food bank needs 20 cans of cranberry sauce, instead of you buying for $$$ and donating them, it is better for you to donate $$$. The food bank can then buy the cranberry sauce for $$, and also buy some green beans for the leftover $. Your dollars buy more of everything when you give them to the food bank instead of buying the products yourself.

          • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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            I think the cranberry sauce thing was a joke…

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          Yo I want to eat those cans send them my way

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    I. Gonna prank some homeless people tonight by getting them high as fuck. I dosed a bunch of blunts with weed and I’m gonna go hand em out later.

    • dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz
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      They never see it coming!!

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    3 months ago

    GOT EM!

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  • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I want to make something like this for my place, maybe a few, but I’m afraid of them being vandalized because I live in a conservative area.

    I’m considering killing two birds with one stone by making it clear that they are under surveillance… by the people across the street who have a ring camera, and those are part of the law enforcement network.

    Also I’m basically always home so not that much of a concern, really, I guess.

    • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      just add a Jesus somewhere on it or near it, or some bible verses about helping the unfortunate. If vandals do still vandalize, then they’ll have to angry religious people to worry about

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        Matthew 25:40

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          Ezekiel 23:20

    • Live Your Lives@lemmy.world
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      Why do you think conservatives would vandalize it? I have a hard time imagining that happening in the conservative area I live in.

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        Because there’s a few little libraries near my place, and when someone is caught vandalising them it’s the kids of the conservative family (also the adults, but mostly the kids) in the neighborhood.

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    (Gone wrong)

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    Removed by mod

    • Gormadt@slrpnk.net
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      That’s sad to hear

      Beans, rice, and potatoes are the major cornerstones of my diet.

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      Get the Sikhs around to make up a giant pot of stew for everyone.

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      (Sign) I wish, but it’s all we can do these days

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        Removed by mod

        • GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works
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          Ok, what do you think the food banks should stock up on?

  • Spice Hoarder@lemmy.zip
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    Guys, am I stupid or are their socks tattooed on?

    • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
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      Both things can be false

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    Damn FAM!!! Get 'em doggie!

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    Is that one of Mamdani’s new trash cans?

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      Fucking commie trash(cans).

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