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Samsy@lemmy.ml to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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Samsy@lemmy.ml to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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    #85 baby, eat my dick whoever this guy is

  • Routhinator@startrek.website
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    I’m there with ya, guess my leftist views weren’t left enough.

  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
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    I’m not on the list,

    But guess what?

    I’m gonna pretend that I should be and that I don’t care. So there! That’ll teach em!

  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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    Amateur. I’ve been on for 6.5 months and have nearly 6000 comments.

    What the hell is a tesseract list?

  • Epzillon@lemmy.world
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    2 years on here and I didnt make it on the list ✊😔

  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Phew!

  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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    I have been here three months and already have 1,200 lol I guess I enjoy the chit chat I am on the list but not by full name 😭

  • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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    insert skyrim he’s not on the list.JPEG

  • Doom@lemmy.world
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    In all my years this might be the most dumb block list I have ever seen. A sample:

    • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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      If you make a username “billionaire [ cock | dick ]” it won’t be caught by the billionaire cock/dick filter. I find that amusing.

      • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
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        This was a list of keywords posted by users that would get them on the list.

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      It’s even dumber when you take a look at some of the RegEx use. Pretty amateur even for such simple patterns.

    • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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      Acab

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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        🥺👉👈

  • Sabata@ani.social
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    I guess I spent too much time up voting anime titties and not enough time supporting fully automated gay luxury space communism.

    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      The entire wholesomeYuri is on there so you just had to like and support gay luxury space anime titties, tbf.

  • spacegoat@lemmy.world
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    What do I need to do to join? Say nazis bad?

    • Hildegard (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You had to say, “Nazis bad 🥺👉👈.” Apparently that’s the secret gang sign of the antifascist transgender mafia he was bravely trying to defend the world from.

  • calmblue75@lemmy.ml
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    That’s alright, Cowbee too isn’t in the list.

    • Cowbee [he/they]@lemmy.ml
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      I’m honestly offended, lol.

  • Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world
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    Easy work apparently.

  • ephrin@sh.itjust.works
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    I didn’t make the cut either. 😭

    • Naich@piefed.world
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      You are obviously not a big enough bell end. I’m a complete twat and I’m on it.

      • db2@lemmy.world
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        Im… that’s…

        OK fine.

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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          On this blessed day, we are all complete twats 💖

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            That’s my secret, Cap…I’m always a twat!

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              *holds hand up, transforms*

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        I’m on it.

        • theolodis@feddit.org
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          let me guess, you’re leaning left?

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            I mean, yes, but the joke I was making was that I must be a twat too based on the previous comment.

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        I need to step up my twatiness and bell end-itude.

        • DeLancre@piefed.social
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          “not gay enough” apparently is a thing now

          • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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            I’m not gay at all and I’m on the list. Thinking people should be accepted and loved no matter who they love seems to be very offending to that idiot who wrote the list.

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              SeductiveTortoise

              Yeah, nah, you not beating the allegations here. Clearly you on the LGBT+ spectrum somewhere.

              • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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                I mean if I were, I wouldn’t know. But thanks for believing in me 💖

      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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        Idk, I am a giant dickbag and I’m not on it. Maybe it’s related to political fuckmastery?

      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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        deleted by creator

    • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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      Same 😔

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    The virgin being in the Epstein files vs. the Chad being in the Tesseract files.

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