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toilet paper is the parchment on which our butts write the memoirs of the things we've eaten

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toilet paper is the parchment on which our butts write the memoirs of the things we've eaten

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I’m getting my wife to make me this plaque for the bathroom
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  Get it made in needlepoint for maximum class.

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