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toilet paper is the parchment on which our butts write the memoirs of the things we've eaten

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toilet paper is the parchment on which our butts write the memoirs of the things we've eaten

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I’m getting my wife to make me this plaque for the bathroom
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  Get it made in needlepoint for maximum class.
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How do I unread something?
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What does that make a bidet then?
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  A VPN?
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I did google the quote in the original Klingon until I noticed the name of the account that posted it.

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