From BBC News: https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cd9w8xk75ndt Title as of 16:15 EDT.
Posting a screenshot, because it’s a live story and the BBC might change the title as the story develops.
We need to reframe this as “Trump opens dialogue about climate-driven environmental hazards, proposes punitive measures for polluting nations”
See how fast we can get the whitehouse hyenas to shit themselves
That’s honestly some brilliant spin.
Oh but you see it’s not climate change, Canada just needs to rake 2.4 million square kilometers of forest.
We should hire Trump’s pool guy and pay him $5M to say that he took care of it. Problem solved, for cheap.
This is fucked up. I don’t usually jump too hard on the anti-Trump bandwagon (I don’t like the guy but I’m not usually rabid about it) but this really takes the fucking cake.
When CA had wildfires, Canada sent us a ton of help-- a bunch of firefighting aircraft, complete with air crews and ground support. It made a big difference.
We have firefighting aircraft. And my understanding is they are parked on the fucking ground while our friends and neighbors to the north are burning. Meanwhile our so-called leader is hurling insults and threats at our friends, while they are literally on fire.
I love my country, but today I’m ashamed. We are supposed to be better than this. Better neighbors, better humans. It’s pathetic. It’s not us. It shouldn’t be us. We should be better than this, as a nation.
If it helps, we actually view you guys as rotten neighbours.
Don’t send help next time, let us burn.
Also, if possible, let me cross the border when it comes time for that. I’ll make cookies and invent new stuff for you! If you give me immunity from international prosecution, I’ll share all the IP I already have in my brain.
Want bunkers made of stuff that’s four times stronger than concrete for half the price? For the same price, you could build shit that will shrug off modern bunker busters, and would probably survive a direct tactical nuke!
Thank you, that does help, and I apologize.
Cool, but we should still be offering to help you fight your fire and we’re right to be mad our government isn’t doing so
As a punishment for Canadian wildfires, Trump raises taxes that only Americans pay.
Make it make sense, challenge level impossible
Simple. These wildfires are exacerbated by climate change. American consumerism fuels climate change. By increasing taxes on Americans, he’s reducing future wildfires.
Literally old man yells at cloud.
The ONLY reason he is aware of this is because the air in DC sucks.
But he is in Florida, how would he know?
Hope it kills him faster
Quick, divert ICE to dealing with that invasion instead.
If you throw enough ICE into a fire, the fire WILL go out.
Take my energy tiny blood clot

This assfuck is all-in on AI and data centers. He doesn’t give a fuck about the air.
He could help Canada, but he won’t. It’s all about bullshit. He needs to feed his fat fucking cow followers with endless bullshit. No gaps in the feedings. Bullshit day and night.
Maybe they should worry about their fires

Canada has routinely sent folks to help fight American forest fires. Because that is who we are.
We also recently lost one in a Colorado fire
Those of us in the Pacific Northwest will never forget the kind help of our neighbors to the north. Trump is a piece of shit, but we remember here.
The PNW has Canada vibes too; they should just annex us, we’re chill with it.
I mean, careful what you wish for: legislators could troll Trump by drafting bills that use the same language to go after his agencies that have screwed up air quality, water quality, etc.
I don’t know about you, but the “filthy” air invading my home is caused by the 70,000 acres of forest burning my own state…
****This is what can happen if you do not properly manage the fire burden of forests by allowing fire to consume the dead trees and ground cover. But god forbid the tourists from big cities see a section of burned forests! They tend to get all riled up.
This is why we wrap tourists in kindling and give them tiki torches before we send them off into the forest in my state.
The problem with that is the tourists never start the fires where you want them.
Dear Canada,
I am really sorry about the senile old fuckwit criminal that some of us decided to let run wild. I tried to tell the other fuckwits that it was a terrible idea. They did not listen.
Sincerely,
Your Friend in the Banana Republic to the South
Where does the US grow bananas?
Hawaii
This fucking guy I swear to god
Trump should put 100% import tariff on wildfire smoke.
I only breathe smoke from domestic wild fires and AI data centers.
Shit, it is real. peak idiocracy 😂😂😂😂😂😂









