Actually I rather support him being like jesus. If I recall, that would provide Trump an appropriate end.

A communications disruption can only mean one thing…

Er, only one country has ever invoked article 5 and when it did, NATO came to their aid.

Rarely have I seen failure of winging it on this scale.

Well John, your organization was once very involved in regime change. Perhaps this time you can get it right?

At this rate they really will start eating the cats and dogs.

And here I thought it would be to thunderous applause…

Okay, so is Bibi implying here that he, all by himself, is the physical embodiment of Judaism on this planet?

If so I think that’s blasphemy.

A fencepost is actually useful.

Okay so what is worse than “woodland creatures devour still living children”?

“I know what it requires”.

I refer you to Sun Tzu: One may know how to conquer but not be able to do so.

You do realize that when a Triumph was declared, there was always a guy riding shotgun reminding the person that he was, in fact, only a mortal, yes?

Jean. Baptiste. Emmanuel. ZORG.

You gotta say it right.

Well yes. Education is a massive threat to the GOP.

Should’ve exercised your right to first refusal mate.

It actually isn’t, most of the cells you had when you went to that music festival have died and been replaced.

Sooo… Minivans?

Adblock has been my wingman for years!

Elon got his work cut out for him.

I believe the proper verb for that is to “fire”. Could be wrong though.