Another week smashed! Today’s game is monkey’s paw. Person A makes a wish eg “I wish I had a million dollars” Person B corrupts it eg “you do but you can’t spend it till you’re 97”
Either make your own wish, reply to a comment, or respond to the prompt wish “I wish I was a little bit taller”
I wish I was a baller… 🤣
I wish that the only people who got to be in positions of power were those who can hold on to empathy and have good critical thinking skills.
Granted, they willingly choose not to use it.
granted, but theyre all cishet white guys. idk everything else i came up with was way too dystopian lol.
TBH I’d take it … 99.9% are already that, and look at the state of the world :-(
i wish to be in a lesbian polycule/commune
Granted.
You are welcomed into a lesbian polycule commune as its live-in treasurer, IT support, and emergency roof-repair person.
Everyone loves you deeply.
Platonically.
nice love me some platonic sex :3
You get to be, but it becomes a Camp Sister Spirit ordeal constantly defending your lands.
hey ill take it, they won eventually. the lesbian polycule/commune is worth fighting for.
I wish every toilet was paired with or had a bidet.
Your wish is granted, but the bidet sprays any liquid but water. Every time the button is pushed, a different random liquid sprays out: it could be Blood, Gatorade, Vodka, Lemon juice, Mountain Dew, etc 😄
But it only shoots out water at 200psi
I wish to end misfortune for the downtrodden.
The all die a horrible, agony filled death and now the whole world is littered with corpses.
Problem solved! <3
Granted.
Your right foot and left foot bow have a 2 inch disparity.
You are taller but at the cost of hip alignment.
I wish to have free HRT, face/top/bottom surgeries and safe reproductive organ transplants available to no cost and with little gatekeeping to everyone
Everyone who transitions is 1000% more likely to being bit by a mosquito.
Joke’s on you, I actually got bit so much less by mosquitoes once I was on HRT!
Though I feel like it depends on whether it’s oral or transdermal. I never got bitten once when I was doing it transdermally, and when orally, only a little, but still much less than before the dark days.
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