Did the Chris McCandless book by Krakauer change you into a different person for the rest of your life?

I don’t recall any criteria being established in this thread?

Interesting you wrote that as though everyone doesn’t already know everything about Chris McCandless.

Baguette of holding

I’m not impressed because there are actually 0 calories, flavor, or nutritional value in computer renderings of food.

I’ll take the diamond please, and limitless hot showers conveniently while I drive.

It really is. It provides access to millions of people all over the world, it’s available 24/7, never gets tired, never judges, lets me come & go unannounced whenever I please, it satisfies a huge percentage of interactive human needs.

ACME

Meep-meep!

We would riot if rioting didn’t have such dire consequences.

Maybe secretly after dark coyotes have consequences for murdering our housepets without a hunting license. Coyote law enforcement swoops in and puts murderous coyotes in prison. “Sorry son,” says coyote police to murderous coyote, “you should’ve gotten your meals from grocery stores & restaurants like law-abiding coyotes do. Hunting suburban backyards for chewy domesticated furballs is illegal in our civilized society.”

Also life can beat a person down like this until we inadvertently become aromantic asexual not of our own choosing.

Yeah this looks like a good old-fashioned late '90s style funny cat thing

Finally a handy gif I can use to explain to my adult children why I don’t understand any new young thing they try to explain to me.

I think it should always be written in lowercase as “ai” to distinguish it from people named Albert. People like Weird Al Yankovic deserve the dignity of never being conflated with this insidious intangible sickness slowly overtaking our world & jobs & sanity.

By then I’ve lost interest & would rather commence doomscrolling.

lash her pussy with your tongue, skilfully, long, and mercilessly, when she shows ready, and let her cum wildly, until she is gasping with pleasure, and spent!

Easier said than done. Most women feel absolutely nothing when you try this on us. You spend hours down there, your jaw reaches muscle failure, and no objective has been achieved apart from a thorough crotch cleaning with your rancid saliva. You needn’t wonder why we’re man-loathing raging bitches who prefer our vibrators to unsatisfactory human touch.

I do what she does too and when we’re done with the microwave we push the “clear” button, or whatever that button is called to reset it back to the clock display to show that the microwave is not in use.

I love the photo she chose as her official representation of herself 🤣 I take myself way too seriously and it’s always refreshing to see people who have a sense of humor about themselves & everything else. Sense of humor is an indication of high intelligence too.

Hi, I’m fun at parties and I’d like everyone to know that I do indeed believe that everything we are experiencing is reality, while people who think we’re living in a simulation are either on drugs and/or spend way too much time staring at screens.

I agree, every form of online human interaction has become compromised & muddied trash. I’m holding out for when humans devolve back into face-to-face conversations in group & smaller intimate settings. Lemmy being the best option right now indicates a sad state of the world.