Ben Constable says his “mission” is to raise £1m for the charity that helped him get back on his feet.
Pheidippides must be fucking PISSED in Hades getting styled on non-stop.
Pheidippides: runs a marathon once. fucking dies
Sebastian Sawe: " I did it in less than 2 hours"
Richard Whitehead: “I did it in less than 3 hours and I don’t have legs”
Some guy: “I can probably do it 7 times in a week”
You forgot about Eddie Izzard.
I guess he is fine. He first ran to Sparta (sth. like 240 km; known as the Sparthalon nowadays) then fought in the battle at Marathon and then ran to inform of the victory (~42 km; Marathon race today). He did all of this is rapid succession, then, understandably, died of exhaustion.
I quickly checked, it even says so in the Wikipedia article that you linked.
Your facts and logic are ruining my meme



