Reminds me of the story of the good Samaritan:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVB3DdRgqU

Who’s working the reception.

When the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised?

United Shitholes of America

You forgot about Eddie Izzard.

Nought to three sad onions

They’re both good girls. The top one was born on september 1st 1998 but I had to let her go in june 2012. I’m still not over it. The bottom one is my 13 year old doggie born on march 23rd 2013.

If this is real then !nottheonion@lemmy.world

*brick house, wood house or straw house

" ‘I have fired the horse catcher’

• the horse"
• John Mulaney

Just turn it off and on again.

That gator plays the maraccas.

If you love your mama, buy her this vibrator.

What you gonna do when they come reap you

bad crops?

Sounds like a band name. Like Nick Cave and the bad seeds.

Smells like teen monke spirit

And things you can influence is a dot miles away from this diagram.

Oh, are you also a Futurama coinasoor?

Why not shampaggen?