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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

I'll have one two

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I'll have one two

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  • Hadriscus
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    @FelixCress@lemmy.world I am taking the liberty to tag you here to point out this is essentially the same joke as the comic about sexual assault you posted, but without the sexual assault.

    I think it’s better

    (I mean that one : https://lemmy.world/post/46894429)

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Felix cress? More like Felix crass

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    Want some? - https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/5d2f0707-cfb8-49d3-8a90-fb9284f9c6c7.webp

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    The punchline is actually “You idiots don’t know your limits”

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    It’s been a long time since calculus class, but doesn’t the sum of all 1/x head to infinity? Seems to me the bartender shorted them massively on their order.

    Edit: I misread. I swear I saw one order 1/2, then 1/3, then 1/4… Crazy what your mind sees when you’re tired.

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      nope

      1 + 0.5 = 1.5

      1.25 + 0.25 = 1.75

      1.750 + 0.125 = 1.875

      1.8750 + 0.0625 = 1.9375

      the series of the inverse powers of 2 converges to 2

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        if you think about it in fraction you get

        1 + 1/2 = 3/2 = 6/4

        6/4 + 1/4 = 7/4 = 14/8

        14/8 + 1/8 = 15/8 = …

        notice how the result’s numerator is always one less than double the numerator, such that the result is always under two

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          The math question ignores that there is a minimum volume for beer, at some point you either get beer or something less than beer added.

          The bartender is right.

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      doesn’t the sum of all 1/x head to infinity?

      Yeah, but since this jumps from 1/2 to 1/4, I assume the next step would be 1/8, then 1/16 and so on, making this 1/2^x

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        Yeah, aka a geometric series

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      They can still sub-divide the two pints infinitely amongst themselves.

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        I hope they don’t tip

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