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Mickey7@lemmy.worldBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Worm doll I sleep with

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Worm doll I sleep with

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Mickey7@lemmy.worldBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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    Hey welcome to lemmy, sure glad you moved here from facebook (where this was originally posted)

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      The one good facebook post

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      This comment completely sums up Mickey7.

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        Like a badge of honor.

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      Lmfao.

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    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      “What are they selling?!”

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    Smart, that’ll keep you worm at night

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      Ok but “warm” is an adjective. “Worm” is a noun. A person cannot be kept [noun].

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

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          How funny you posted the definition of the word pun, thank you for that side quest, but warm/ worm is not a pun.

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            What is it then?

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              It’s just a similar-sounding word.

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                I personally find the choice in the given context funny, even if it isn’t grammatically clean. I believe that does make it a pun.

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    .

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    The worm looks… reluctant

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      deleted by creator

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    Becarefull of grenades and sheep.

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    Well that’s one way to hide your double ended dildo

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    Checks if this com is nsfw

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    But do you love them?

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    So is the sex any good?

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    Look slike the super soft version.

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    Earthworm Jim

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    goblincore

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    Mickey this is really good

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    Does it have a name?

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      Earthworm Jim

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        I read that in belch.

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