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m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.worldM to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Beware of the Guardian Loafs

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Beware of the Guardian Loafs

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m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.worldM to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.worldOPM
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    reply on the op; https://lgbtqia.space/@dianea/116224808038896506

  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    Time for a steam cleaner…

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    As long as your heart is true then you should have no problem getting to the Southern Oracle (laundry room).

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      Atreyu!

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    Before you stands the infamous Two Cats that guard the entrance to hell.

    One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies.

    a few moments later

    You are now trapped in hell for eternity… the Cat that gave you the info is the Devil Cat and they lied, both Cats are their subordinates who only lies.

    (They have already been fed, the demand for food is a lie.)

    • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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      One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies.

      “If I asked the other cat Which one is the stairway to heaven, what would it say?”

      meow

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    Which one always tells the truth?

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      One of them always loafs. But beware! The other one always loafs.

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        I just want you to know u really liked your comment. I don’t really have a clever way to express it so just gonna use my words thx

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    Their names are Trip and Trap.

  • Basherblade@lemmy.world
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    One on the right definitely has the soul piercing eyes. Would give pets, if allowed.

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      If allowed by cat… To be clear.

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    The brown one looks like he’d playfully attack your toes as you walk by, and then scamper off.

    The black cat on the other hand…she is intentionally waiting by the stairs. She is plotting murder.

    But they’re just so cute, who could say no?

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    We’ve had a similar situation but it was the cats who hated each other. They started a staring competition after encountering the other, not daring to move a single inch. After a long while of standing fluffed up decided to turn into loafs but still stared at each other.

    It was the cute version of the cold war with assured mutual destruction.

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    Note the black cat, looking at the electronic device and wondering where the light switch is…

    If you’ve ever had a black cat, you know…

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