Wouldn’t he have to kill a rat about the same time every day to get it to smell? Things don’t really stink like death in less than a day, even under a hot sun.
I imagine he’d have to kill rats, let them simmer until they’re just about to smell, freeze them at the state of almost-stank, and take them out to thaw before he goes to bed.
But where are the rat alarms to tell him when to kill more rats?
there is a right wing influencer who used a dead rat as an alarm clock: when the sun heated up the corpse enough to smell, it would wake him up.
Asmongold
Pretty expensive alarm clock given that rats are like 1-2€ a piece (depending on the size)
Wouldn’t he have to kill a rat about the same time every day to get it to smell? Things don’t really stink like death in less than a day, even under a hot sun.
I imagine he’d have to kill rats, let them simmer until they’re just about to smell, freeze them at the state of almost-stank, and take them out to thaw before he goes to bed.
But where are the rat alarms to tell him when to kill more rats?
I’m sorry but what lmao
That could be a 4chan greentext, ngl
asmongold. you probably don’t want to find out the details of his living situation at the time. it’s gross.
edit: I am a man, oops