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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前

Sleeping beauty

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Sleeping beauty

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前
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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    8 个月前

    Ya gert plum

  • aramis87@fedia.io
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    There actually are apples with red flesh - also apples with pink and orange flesh.

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    if it’s tasty, make sure you remember which tree you got it from. get a cutting and draft it into an apple tree sapling. enjoy your new apple variant. name it whatever the fuck you want to.

    • dellish@lemmy.world
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      *graft But yes, apple varieties are great for grafting onto one tree. My grandfather spent years doing it and grew about 20 varieties of apple on one tree.

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        meant to spell GRAFT, typing in my phone makes me make so many mistakes, I miss many of them.

        sucks,

  • Drusas@fedia.io
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    This isn’t a true story, but it’s a cute enough one.

    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8 个月前

      Witch part exactly?

      • nathanjent@programming.dev
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        8 个月前

        The glass coffin part. She actually just lounged around in her bedroom scrolling on her phone until she got hungry.

  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If you think that’s an apple maybe you shouldn’t be foraging…

    • SparroHawc@lemmy.zip
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      What? You need to expand your knowledge of apple types. I’ve had a similar variety; a bit floral, but not bad.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      It’s a rather large cherry

  • chloroken@lemmy.ml
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    I know this is a meme, but that’s a red plum. Also please don’t eat things from the wild, you’re going to kill yourself.

    • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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      I eat plenty of things from the wild. The key part is knowing what they are before you eat them though.

    • Tiger666@lemmy.ca
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      Do you know where apples come from?

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        8 个月前

        Factories in china

    • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works
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      8 个月前

      Red fleshed apples

      • chloroken@lemmy.ml
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        Cool, but the fruit in the picture is a red plum. Look at the texture and water content and even the darkness.

        • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works
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          I grow both red skinned, large plums, and red skinned, small apples, and I actually can’t tell from the photo which this is. Need more resolution and to see the bottom.

    • modus@lemmy.world
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      8 个月前

      Someone’s gotta take the risk.

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        8 个月前

        On the shoulders of Giants, right?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      No, there are great wild berry bushes here. I’ll keep eating them like I have my whole damn life

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    deleted by creator

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    The supermarket sold this variety for Halloween. The kids found them funny but they didn’t like the taste so I had to eat all of them. There might actually still be one left in the kitchen.

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