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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前

Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

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Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

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Law enforcement kills several monkeys after truck hauling them overturns in Mississippi
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According to authorities, the Rhesus monkeys were on their way to a testing facility in Florida after being at Tulane University.

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/36124854

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    Who had *checks notes* 28 Days Later on their bingo card?

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      I think Americans are just reviewing 90s and 2000s disaster movies and using them as a guide.

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            Oh yeah, its all coming together

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        I seem to recall a documentary where Cuba gooding Jr saved a small town from a monkey.

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          Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen Jerry Maguire

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    The upside? There’s been measurable increase in Mississippi’s IQ.

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      I knew Norm McDonald was still alive!

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    Here’s a thought, let’s not infect monkeys with COVID and herpes, eh?

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      Or if we must… don’t transport them en masse? or at all?

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      a fun fact to know, that monkeys carry a type of herpes, called herpes B virus, which is related to HSV1&2, while herpes is usually a benign infection in the monkeys, the HERPES B virus is quite deadly to humans if they infected by it, because its a zoonotic virus, and humans dont have similar virus to it, much like with avian flu virus.

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    Am I mlissing something? I don’t see a mention of herpes, COVID, or aggressive.

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      Yeah… same here.

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    Jesus what kind of depraved shit were these monkeys into?!

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      D&D

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      monkey business.

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        https://youtu.be/3I1hVQXy_jw

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    Not even gonna ask…

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    The article doesn’t say whether these are two separate groups of monkeys, some infected with COVID and some infected with Herpes, or a cohesive set of monkeys simultaneously infected with COVID and Herpes.

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    …and only in Mississippi news…

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