Delicious shoe polish, sir!

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Chinese characters are composed of radicals (smaller parts that combine to form a complete character).

What you’re forgetting isn’t the character, but how to “spell” the character. And years of typing and spell check and autocorrect have destroyed my ability to write by pen, even in my native language (English), so I’m not surprised it happens in ideographic writing.

I’ve also noticed that speaking and writing are slowly merging while typing. The number of times I’ve written “won” instead of “one” or confused your/you’re is embarrassing. I find my fingers are making the sounds, not the words, of what I’m trying to type.

Buncha cucks.

I imagine you mean well, but teaching is a profession — not a hobby you dabble in when the honeymoon with your career is over.

Breathless right-wing garbage.

The party of personal liberty and personal responsibility.

The rich really seem to resent labor in general and engineers in particular. Baffling.

Prove you aren’t fascist.

Inconceivable.

Taking a tour of Pelosi’s office, bringing back some souvenirs

RIP.

Why don’t you put her in charge, then?!

I bring my rocket launcher to the M&Ms store. As a precaution.

Annex foreign countries with this one weird trick.

Hey ripley, don’t worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you.

See if we can dig up Kissinger to present it to him.