hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months ago"I literally saw you steal those children's books from the library" vs "those books have been mine for thousands of years actually"hexbear.netimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1221arrow-down10
arrow-up1221arrow-down1image"I literally saw you steal those children's books from the library" vs "those books have been mine for thousands of years actually"hexbear.nethexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-squareCarbonScored [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·11 months agoAh yes, “checks out books indefinitely”, or as it’s actually called, “theft”. The police are getting called for conspiracy to commit theft when?
minus-squareProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·11 months agoWell actually, they were called into a conspiracy to steal from NYC public libraries just recently
Ah yes, “checks out books indefinitely”, or as it’s actually called, “theft”. The police are getting called for conspiracy to commit theft when?
Well actually, they were called into a conspiracy to steal from NYC public libraries just recently