I’m going to say “I hope we don’t get off on the wrong foot” and then they’re going to ask me to leave.
Either that or you’ll be sole-mates.
Bravo. This is a great joke that I will never have the right context to repeat…
Life is cruel like that.
If the hotness is high, I will comply.
Bang them against the toe
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It would be rude not to
People with foot fetish: ｡◕‿◕｡
Idk man I like feet and this is… unappealing
Put an eye on each big toe and you have a spider!
…brb, gonna paint my toenails.
I’m gonna put my foot up your ass 😏
I’d think the bed was ugly, but I wouldn’t say a damn thing. I’d just use those big toes for leverage.
At that point aren’t you playing footsie with the bed?
Hey, I’m down with a threesome
Then we are gunna do the bad thang on the good foot.
I would feel defeeted
Obviously I would look past all the positive attributes my crush has and never see them again. Following my retreat I would then begin to evaluate everyone elses taste while placing my own above them. Naturally, they would all fall short aswell and I will seclude myself entirely. Then I will become frustrated that I have no strong connections with anyone because they are beneath me and no one understands my greatness.
All because I couldn’t see that that bed was funky and cool in a weird way.
I want to leave, but the doors are already sealed. Suddenly I hear a faint voice next to my ear: “Take off your socks”
… it’s Shia LeBeouf!!
Why would have you a crush on Quagmire?!
It’s a little bothersome that be toes don’t touch the ground
First I sit at the foot of the foot bed.
I’d get real anxious about not having had time to tidy up my toenails.
This guy knows what’s up.
If they’re a podiatrist, it might be ok
apologize. not everyone’s kinks are universal and feet aren’t my thing, and my feet lol… sometimes they’re well groomed but on average tend toward goblin toes.
