👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agoAt last we know all his answersdiscuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down111
arrow-up11.01Karrow-down1imageAt last we know all his answersdiscuss.tchncs.de👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square52fedilink
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-22 days agoJust a joke because it’s fun to call him a couch fucker. He never fucked any couches as far as we know.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·2 days ago …as far as we know. He hasn’t provided any evidence to the contrary, so technically he still fucks couches.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days ago“Guilty even if proven innocent” IS standard US government policy now, after all!
minus-squarelilsolar@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down3·2 days agoInnocent until proven guilty
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoit’s not a crime to fuck a couch. there’s no guilt to be found. it’s a fact. he’s never provided evidence that he stopped fucking couches.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 days agoI’m worried I’ll get blacksited if I upvote this
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoi should start selling nordvpn or something i’d make so much money
What’s the couch story?
Just a joke because it’s fun to call him a couch fucker. He never fucked any couches as far as we know.
He hasn’t provided any evidence to the contrary, so technically he still fucks couches.
“Guilty even if proven innocent” IS standard US government policy now, after all!
Innocent until proven guilty
it’s not a crime to fuck a couch. there’s no guilt to be found.
it’s a fact.
he’s never provided evidence that he stopped fucking couches.
I’m worried I’ll get blacksited if I upvote this
i should start selling nordvpn or something i’d make so much money