An apple a day keeps the doctor away
US healthcare: I know how to keep doctors away even without giving out apples. Economy!
An apple a day does not fall far from the doctor.
Someone downvoted this. Must be a doctor.
that or insurance companies
what ?
He’s deaf
what ?
HE SAID HE IS DEAF!!!
🙌👏👊🫰🤌👈🫵
“Hey, well done Bro! Wanna pay an Italian to finger you?”
👌👍🙏
Depends. Is his name Luigi?
this is made funnier by apples being part of the rose family, scientifically speaking.
please do not give your s/o a dozen apples for Valentine’s Day… unless they’re into that.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/623256035903028669/
It’s more likely than you think
I’ve had a busy week and this triggered some hysterical laughter.
Thanks you for your work
I don’t get it. Who doesn’t want a gift of an apple or a rose?
Possibly worsening, but I m not here to fueckenify
ha
So she would fall from paradise and they can be together. 💕
What’s the deaf man’s profession?
He works at the zoo as an animal replacement. He’s a deaf leopard.
You don’t get it. The other guy name is Doctor.
Who?
Pretty lame joke tbh. Way too contrived.
I luled
Well, you’re wrong.
I enjoyed this comment thread enough for the joke to be worth it imo.
