I’m talking like Ursula or the French spider from from James and the giant peach. Don’t give me some conventionally attractive humans (though humans are totally allowed) please.
Personally mine was Goldie from Rock-a-doodle. I probably watched that movie 100 times on VHS as a kid.
EVERY REPRESENTATION IN THIS GOD DAMN THREAD IS CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS GAME WORMS.
I’m sorry, this is literally how the game works.
worms
Instead of yelling at all of us why don’t you give a “real” example then?
Alright then, hear me out.
I am hearing you out… I have questions about the logistics but I am hearing you out.
Okay, but hear me out.
I will not be hearing you out on this one. You need Jesus.
Fine, I’ll just quote from the blog hosting that photo (checks notes…catholicfootnotes.com, wtf?):
Lol, literally asked, what them lips do?
The Catholic Footnotes author, blobfish article progressing most-unexpectedly:
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/what-blobfish-really-look-like
Yea… I would definitely get more sources.
People posting blobfish always makes me sad. Poor things don’t actually look like that…
It’s like it aliens took humans into space and our corpses got all bloated from the lack of pressure and then the aliens laugh at our corpses and assume that’s what humans always look like…
Poor depressurized deep sea fish. That thing is dead from being turned inside out from the vacuum pressure of being hauled out of the ocean. They don’t look like that until we do that to 'em.
Yep. That’s pretty fucked up.
This one right here officer, that turtle is underage
Really? Even this one?
humina humina aWOOOOGA huhuhuhuhuh WawawawaWAAAAA brrrpppprrrppp EEYORE EEYORE vroomvrOoom
Just spill it, you kinky freak, what is it? Fat cartoon animals? Differently-abled Schoolhouse Rock puppets? This is a no-judgment zone (speaking only for myself, mind you).
honestly, it’s probably just everything.
I mean, it depends on what convention you’re attending.
Like… Are we at the furry convention? In which case, yeah I agree.
Some of these are pretty weak, but still valid imo because it’s specifically asking for ones from your youth; the start of your freak journey
the “hear me out” treadmill that eventually devolves into buildings and food
Hear me out
yes but anish kapoor has an exclusive license so that only he can fuck the Bean