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minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 hours agoNow I need to know how many dollar store balloons it takes to float a raccoon.
minus-squarelath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·8 hours agoSomewhere between 500 and 2000, or more depending on weight.
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoThere’s a lot of optimization that can be done to make OEM raccoons flight worthy.
minus-squarelath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·38 minutes agoYep. We can place them on a diet, shave their fur, pump them full of helium… We have the technology.
minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-26 hours agoYeah I knew anything bigger than a squirrel would require something ridiculous. I’m thinking even a squirrel would set you back a bit given the scarcity and price of helium. The balloon is the cheap part.
minus-squarelath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·40 minutes agoHelium is portrayed as second most abundant element in the universe. Not scarce at all. Our ability to collect and make use of it, that’s scarce. A squirrel would probably need about 100 balloons.
Now I need to know how many dollar store balloons it takes to float a raccoon.
Somewhere between 500 and 2000, or more depending on weight.
There’s a lot of optimization that can be done to make OEM raccoons flight worthy.
Yep. We can place them on a diet, shave their fur, pump them full of helium… We have the technology.
Yeah I knew anything bigger than a squirrel would require something ridiculous. I’m thinking even a squirrel would set you back a bit given the scarcity and price of helium. The balloon is the cheap part.
Helium is portrayed as second most abundant element in the universe. Not scarce at all. Our ability to collect and make use of it, that’s scarce.
A squirrel would probably need about 100 balloons.