A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”
WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
I can’t believe you paid for winrar
Have you seen my tweezers.
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
I have… Understandings
You found what on my web history?!
Young Bobby was so eager for his beard to grow in, but this is not what he had in mind. being 15 is rough.
"Have you seen my possum? "
But seriously, I thought this was some man made art. The fact that this is a real life pic of a living creature is wicked.
This makes me highly uncomfortable
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!
When you realise you’ve been caught in a web of your own lies.
See kids? Monsters not bad! Monsters just… different! And different not bad!