- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
- rance
- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
- rance
We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I’ve never had communication so effortless. It’s like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that’s how you know)!
After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.
“Not gonna be active on Fediverse tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t PM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because i’ll be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Fediverse degenerates (because i’ll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)”
I don’t understand. 😵💫
New pasta arrived
kind of. the fediverse version of the discord copypasta.
Praise His Noodliness for his great beneficence!