A Passion Play.
The entire thing. Including the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles.
(Side note: I love this album, but as a karaoke performance I can’t imagine it’d go down well)
Gummi bears theme song
Saw this irl once. Two dudes, totally tone-deaf decide to sing Aqualung by Jethro Tull…
…as a duet.
Same bar had a dude that would sing Disney princess songs every night. He never went home alone.
Shout out to Dante’s in Seattle!
In the UK any of the below should do the trick, with the added bonus of possibly getting you stabbed and/ or glassed:
Gary Glitter - My Gang
Rolf Harris - Jake the Peg
Lostprophets - Last Train Home
Hum the Russian national anthem
Wrecking Ball- Miley Cyrus.
I could butcher anything, but that, I’ll butcher it with glee.
Such Small Hands - La Dispute
I think I saw you in my sleep, DARLING
La Dispute would get my up my guy.
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. It’s a Debbie Downer of a song, it lasts forever, and it gets really repetitive.
Meat Loaf - I’d Do Anything For Love - the original album version where there’s around 20s of motorcycle sounds and vocals start around 1:50.
This was my favorite song to play on a jukebox back in the day. I could put it on 3 times in a row for a dollar at the local bar, and it would take over the sound system for over half an hour. There are enough transitions in it that it flows back into itself fairly well.
I feel like Desert Sessions - Letters to Mommy was made for this.
The Mash movie theme song…
Through early morning fog, I see Visions of the things to be The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see That suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please The game of life is hard to play I’m gonna lose it anyway The losing card I’ll someday lay So this is all I have to say Suicide is painless (suicide) It brings on many changes (changes) And I can take or leave it if I please The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn’t hurt when it begins But as it works it’s way on in The pain grows stronger, watch it grin Suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please A brave man once requested me To answer questions that are key “Is it to be or not to be?” And I replied, “Oh, why ask me?” Suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please And you can do the same thing if you please
I Need a Hero. Can’t live up to the best version, but I’ll try my best!
The Smallest Church in Saint-Saens
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
4’33"
If you went up there and did the entire songs including informing when they movements began and ended … frankly you’d be a legend.
