itd be so funny if us conservatives got together and acted liked communists 🤣 like what if we acted like we were trans too and like, validated each other 🤣 what if we like, hooked up and did gay stuff to you know, troll liberals that may or may not come to lemmy 🤣 what if we kept doing that for years and tricked all the lgbtomatoes to come here 🤣 what if we tricked them into thinking this is a rare safe space and we build lasting relationships over the years 🤣 what if we all got together and created cute voice overs for leslie feinbergs books 🤣 what if we cuddled while listening to them 🤣 oh man we’d really be owning the libs then

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    what if we got tits, but as like, a prank gone wrong? 😳 what if i woke up next to a beautiful man as a woman as a joke 🤣 what if we had a fulfilling relationship and wanted to share our lives together, but as a prank 🤣

    • 🤣 what if Kristina got an awesome boyfriend to own the libs 🤣Everyone would be very jealous of how cute they were and then… BOOM PRANK 🤣

      hahahaha I should kiss a woman 🤣 AS A WOMAN! 🤣 GAY 🤣 JK JK JK 🤣 that would be so funny 🤣 Even funnier, We could travel and own a little apartment and a garden and many cute pets 🤣 Maybe even get married one day and grow old together 🤣 Jk jk jk jk

      lea-blush unless…

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        as our great-grandchild is born i DOFF my disguise and reveal what i truly am, a MAGA republican! i proceed to gun everyone down (with a super soaker) and everyone realizes that THEY HAVE BEEN PRANKED. haha! i then steal away into the night, and make an account on lemmy.world so i can type innocuous comments about healthcare ONLY TO GET HARASSED and told to go to hexbear like ALL THE OTHER NEOCONS.