Give it the same safety inspectors that fertilizer factory had and wait for the problem to resolve itself.

Unfortunately the only American facility for building and maintaining nuclear weapons, Pantex, is in Texas.

I see nothing unfortunate here

well you dont need them anymore after you used the nukes

So nuke that, then

The US has nukes in other places

Dumb question: why would a nuclear superpower have its entire nuclear arsenal-shaped egg collection in one very-close-to-a-bordering-nation-shaped basket? Obviously Mexico’s not likely to take it out, but that seems like the kind of thing you’d want to diversify a little.

I’m pretty sure there are more than a few nukes ready to go in New Mexico.