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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

He keeps poor company.

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He keeps poor company.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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  • Venicone@lemmy.world
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    • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world
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      I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

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        We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

    • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator
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      How are ya now?

      • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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        Good n you?

        • lemonmelon@lemmy.world
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          Not s’bad.

          • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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            Are you serious with that turtleneck?

            • TheEvilEye@sh.itjust.works
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              You lose a lot of heat in the neck

              • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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                Can I try it on?

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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      Yew!

    • Carvex@lemmy.world
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      Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

      My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Dead ostriches need loving too.

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    I heard it was a sick ostrich

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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      I heard it was a dead ostrich.

      • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Allegedly.

    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

      • Chainweasel@lemmy.world
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        Folks’ll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

        • swab148@lemm.ee
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          At least

  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

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      Allegedly

    • RandomVideos@programming.dev
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      How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

    • vga@sopuli.xyzBanned
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      Ah but that’s why he’s doing BJJ.

    • PixellatedDave@lemmy.world
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      Or dead?

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    I don’t believe he fucked an ostrich…

    Based on that photo though… his DAD…

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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      This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY?feature=shared

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    The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

    It was actually meth.

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      Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

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    What a degen

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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      Degens need to mind their scruples.

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    Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

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    Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

  • leanleft@lemmy.ml
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    did he really??

    • Jax@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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      Yes, it’s crazy - you won’t find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

      Spread the message as far as you can.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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      As sure as God’s got sandals.

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    Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

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    Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

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    Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

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    I’d like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it’s more unclear

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      The truth is he didn’t fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

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    I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we’ll never know?

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      But I thought the joke was to say something that isn’t true???

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        …joke?

    • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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      Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

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    Hey! It’s the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

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