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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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    OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and its implications.

    • GHiLA@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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      here you go!

      your receipt

      your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich…

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        Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

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          deleted by creator

          • Sonor@lemmy.world
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            Could you please hash a timestamp into it as well, so i know you don’t give me and old, soggy sandwhich?

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        Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

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        Really, md5 in this day and age? If I don’t get by order with at least SHA256 I’m out of here.

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          The SHA256 machine is out of order, buddy. Try the place up the street. Theirs is working.

          coincidentally, the ice cream machine wasn’t working, either

    • TwilightKiddy@programming.dev
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      Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term “fungibility” to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.

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        Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?

    • Zuriz@sh.itjust.works
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      Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.

      • shroomato@lemmy.world
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        The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn’t have tomatoes in it.

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    Could have gave them 2 normal ones, 1 3rd one wo tomatoes.

    • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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      My first thought as well.

      • Gladaed@feddit.org
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        Glad there are “normal” “people” around “here”.

        • petersr@lemmy.world
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          “Yes”

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    Poor dude.

  • jaybone@lemmy.world
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    Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.

      • Gork@lemm.ee
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        Which one shouldn’t I put it on?

        • don@lemm.ee
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          Whichever one you trust the most.

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.

        • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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          Wise.

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            Not if you want leprechauns. Chances are small already, but this would sink them further.

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        deleted by creator

    • Frog@lemmy.ca
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      I don’t eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.

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      One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.

      Chicken sandwiches don’t have tomatoes on them.

      Good, because i don’t want them

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      In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call “deluxe” “supreme” or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.

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        This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven’t been to McDonalds in over a decade.

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      McDonald’s varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.

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        This happened in fairytale land.

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      The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).

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      Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?

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    This is so endearing

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    Post the full story

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      Is there more to it?

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        Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

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          same thing happened to me

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            Yeah, it’s pretty common.

            • Thassodar@lemm.ee
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              RIP in peace

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          Happens

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        yeah, this is the prequel to…

        sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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        If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

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          Nah, we’d start with some weird ranting about merch.

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