Probably the stupidest thing I’ve seen on Ground News so far. lol
EDGE-IT: God I fucking love all of you.
This post made me think about how young Kamala is compared to other top level government officials, how gerontocracy is a problem people have been talking about lately, and the parallels to the late Soviet Union America has in this regard. What if she turns out to be our Gorbachev?
2024 Kamala wins presidency
2025 Economy crashes
2026 Kamala passes big neoliberal reforms to fix economy
2027 It becomes clear that it didn’t work. Trump dies.
2028 Conservatives fail to rally behind a new leader, given the post-Trump split between the QAnoners, the Peter Thiel acolytes, and the Big Business types. Kamala wins in lowest turnout election ever.
2029 Red states refuse to acknowledge election results, large swathes of the military and intelligence apparatus join them and attempt a coup. The coup is very slow, poorly coordinated, and largely unsuccessful due to their incompetence and the various factions that can’t unite.
2030 It has become clear that the Kamala presidency has little actual power. Gavin Newsom talks to military officers currently attempting to carry out the coup in California, convinces them to switch sides.
2031 A referendum is held on whether or not we should keep the United States, most people vote yes, but several states boycott the vote. Kamala, DC, and the northeastern states launch one last bid to keep the country together under a reformed constitution, which flops.
2032 Gavin Newsom and Greg Abbot meet in Nevada, backed by the various coup-attempters that have slowly coalesced around them, and mutually agree to dissolve the federal government. The USA splits, with California, Texas, and New York being the capitals of three new countries: The American States, The States of America, and The United Americans.
Let me find you the lathe
What is that AI thing at the bottom? Is the AI determining… the political lean of the information sources?
No it looks like it writes the bullet points. The political lean is predetermined for each outlet reporting on it.
I wish Michael Parenti were still writing so we could get him to analyse Ground News
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I love that all of the stuff telling us to vote for her are things like “She exists!” and “She isn’t likely to drop dead any time soon!”
This was posted here a couple days ago lmfao They are trying WAY TOO HARD
It’d be really really funny if she died of a random ass heart attack in office and Biden outlives her.
Some of the least worst (still bad war criminal) presidents were half dead while they did their job JFK, FDR, Grant etc
Lenin and Andropov were chronically unwell, that sucks and history is poorer for their early deaths, but they were still good choices.
You know, I don’t really get what you’re saying. I’m kinda lost. But at the same time, I agree. Fucking power to you, homie. ✊🏼🫡
I’m saying all US presidents are awful. But some of better ones were pretty sick all the time FDR had a paralytic illness (polio or guillain-barre) and cardiac stuff, Grant had various complications of alcoholic liver disease and died out of office of throat cancer (probably related to his alcoholism), JFK had Addison diseases and his spine was Swiss cheese with fractures as a result.
Lenin was Lenin, and he had a bunch of complications post being shot that led to his premature death. Andropov was less shit than Gorbachev and the fall of the USSR might have been different or softened by him at the helm but he died of kidney disease.
Like this is ableist shit, the best leader isn’t the healthiest as long as the succession is safe if they croak.
Ahhh I get you. Sorry if I came off as snarky or rude, I’ve just been in a really jovial ‘I-don’t-give-a-fuck’ attitude tonight. Again, sorry.
But answer me this: are you implying that Kamala will be absolutely awful because of this ‘fitness’ report?
Because I do agree, she’ll be awful lmfao
I don’t think it’s exactly what he’s getting at. He’s mostly saying that even though someone can be ill, it doesn’t make them incapable of leading a country.
Either way, I agree. I just think this media posturing of “KillEmAla is actually REALLY healthy” is a bit… desperate, ya know?
Oh yeah 100%
I’m saying she’ll be awful regardless of whether she is an Olympic athlete or chronically unwell for reasons outside of her health.
Absolutely agree with you. I just posted it because the desperation is PALPABLE. lol
you want me to vote for a president who’s probably not gonna die while in office? where’s the fun in that?
I love that the past two presidents have been so past their primes that a “health check” is now a thing.
Also lol at the political spectrum thing at the bottom.
Here’s another pic I grabbed from the past few days. These fuckers PAID for this ad
Brat green baybeee!
Of course she’s fit all these neoliberal ghouls are obsessed with fitness and being healthy. I’m not shaming anyone who works out, but you’re likely to find these types micromanaging their health (because they can afford it) to live long healthy lives eating the poor.
What cracks me up the most is that SHE IS 59. Of course she is healthy and not deteriorating like the other fuckers. Such a fuckin’ non-story lmao
But anything to show KillEmAla in a good light
Biden’s doctor said the same thing about his cognition.
But whatever, she’s probably fine.
Biden’s doctor said the same thing about his cognition.
North Korean doctors diagnosed him with dementia and rabies pretty early
So did/does trumps
her physical was deemed “unremarkable?” no good. I’m a single issue voter, and that issue, is, X-men mutant president.
“Electrolytes… It’s what plants crave!”
Okay but let’s see her drug screening and urine samples.
What do you think is showing up? Meth or Coke? Weed or Benzos?
If she turns up hot on LSD I might have to change my vote.
Probably ambien, Xanax, and some Adderall to level her out. Basically nothing cool.
They call it “ground news” because it has been through a meat grinder, right?
No they call it GROUND news because it’s BASED AS FUCK 😤😤
Insights by Ground News AI
Nonono you don’t understand, their board of directors was pinky promised that AI=Futuristic by OpenCognos LLC or whoever, if they remove their redundant cleverbot plugin they’re gonna look like cavemen to their investors (who also happen to have their 401ks dependent on OpenCognos) and look gullible to themselves once they look back on themselves
