Below these three icons you see some braille.
⠗⠑⠌⠗⠕⠕⠍⠎
…It says “restrooms” in English. In fact it even uses ⠌ as an abbreviation of “st”, something only done in English and Irish braille.
You then place your fingertip on the braille. It isn’t actually raised.
You then realize that it isn’t even plural restrooms in the first place, it’s single-user.
People wearing skirts, kilts, dresses, robes have to use one bathroom. People wearing pants, hakama, gauchos have to use the other.
Wear nothing at all and go where you like
Being a bird would be dope
just plopping a dookie wherever