So apparently we are now in the find out of the fuck around part of climate change. My only question is if Florida is still going to retain it’s electoral votes once it’s fully submerged underwater?

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    that thing we relentlessly shouted and warned about and pointed to mountains of evidence of for 50+ years is finally manifesting in more destructive ways than our models could predict?

    no, it is actually the democrats using cloud seeding technology to destroy a swing state a month before an election, in a bid to steal the presidency and enforce Kamalunism. theory-gary

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        1. “Climate change isn’t real, it’s a total hoax.”

        2. “Okay it’s real, but it’s not man-made.”

        3. “Okay so it’s man-made, but not by us.”

        4. “Okay climate change was caused by us, so we’re going to have to eradicate parts of our population to fix it.”

        I believe we’re starting to see them move from point two to point three, though some of them are still insisting on one. When Florida is completely off the map and underwater, they’ll start talking about point four.