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27 days agothey’ll hire country music artists and late night talk show hosts to mock the victims like they did with the coffee case
DengistDonnieDarko [he/him]
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Cake day: December 19th, 2023
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dudes rock
i enjoyed the double entendre of “likes Sabra”, as both criticizing people who like the shitty hummus and also the massacre it’s named after.
2·28 days agoit’s far from optimal or w/e but I’ve been having a ton of fun with it. won a game last night by cracking 12 Apostles in combat to get lethal commander damage with Taborax. it’s so silly, I love it.
the best part about playing on MTGO is that cards like vampiric tutor that usually go for $30+ are 2 cents. every deck is a budget deck.
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just had an absolutely incredible EDH game on MTGO. Turn 1, shadowborn apostle. Turn 2, culling the weak into thrumming stone. Turn 3, we’re off to the races and I’m the archenemy. I love when goofy shit like this happens, it’s so fun.
55·1 month agoIran now has access to Chinese cum milking dungeons.
he tried to warn us
from the replies:
they’re just making things up now. “yeah guys, the war is never optional, but we’ll totally do all of these things we’ve been ‘promising’ to do for the past 30 years! this time for sure!!”
at some point, a dog will realize it’s owner is only pretending to throw the ball. libs will never get to that point.
27·1 month agoYardley
levels off the charts
6·1 month ago
Biden is our only chance at beating DRUMPF. I WILL NOT abandon him 
now look, I’m as left as you can get (I think medicare for all is an unreasonable demand),
Thank you, Comrade Beast. I take back everything bad I’ve ever said about your delicious Lunchly™ products. (hacked billboards near Chicago)
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there’s ambulances, they average out to about ~$1500 a ride of you’re uninsured, about $500 if you have insurance.
also, there’s a good chance that your insurance isn’t contracted with that specific ambulance company, so you also run the risk of having insurance and getting a gigantic non-covered bill anyways.
most people will call a cab to take them to the hospital these days, or just die, as the system seems designed to encourage.
genocide talk
there’s a moment I often think of from the 2020 Portland protests. mayor ted is walking through the streets, looking at the results of what is at this point months of protests. he’s in an interview, making pithy comments, empty platitudes, you know how it goes. then a guy runs up in front of him and dumps overflowing bags full of tear gas cannisters and rubber bullets at his feet, evidence of the police brutality he’s let run wild on his constituents. ted, of course, ends whatever interview he’s doing and runs away, like a coward.
I often think about this when I’m arguing with libs in the torment nexus (Lemmy). thinking that, maybe I should stop trying to reason with them, and instead show them the results of the policy they support. the broken bodies, the charred remains, the indistinguishable piles of viscera. body parts stuffed into plastic bags and weighed out, as that’s the only way to give a semblance of a proper burial, 70kg for an adult, 20kg for a child. would it make a difference? probably not, almost assuredly not. I don’t know anymore. I am surrounded by heartless monsters who only care about their own comfort.
Burgerlander hospitals are resorting to using soy sauce instead of saline, due to a fluid shortage caused by the facility that makes a majority of the saline supply getting wrecked by Helene.