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    5 months ago

    I am sorry to inform you that I will have to decline your offer to collect tax from me.

    Sincerly.
    Pseudo

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      5 months ago

      See? That’s all you had to say. Just be sure to submit your Hassle Rejection Form in person at the courthouse between 2 and 4 pm next Tuesday, and you won’t have to worry about a thing. After we’ve received your paperwork we’ll email you a link to our online portal where you can sign up to not have any government horseshit to put up with.

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