Rep. Jim McGovern (D-MA) eviscerated House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) for claiming earlier this week that “the voters made the wrong choice” by handing power to the Democrats in the midterm elections.
Johnson called it a “great tragedy” and said if Republicans had kept the majority, they would have been able to “continue delivering for the people.”
McGovern addressed Johnson’s comments on the House floor, criticizing him and the GOP for failing to see the election results as a demand for change.
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Eviscerates, lmao. I know we always make fun of these verbs and it might be getting old but… eviscerate is a new one and I’d like to build on it a little.
Democrat disembowels Mike Johnson ! don’t think I’ve seen that one.
Democrat amputates Mike Johnson !
Democrat mangles Mike Johnson !
Democrat decapitates Mike Johnson !
Ah! Le mot juste!
I’m partial to defenestrates.
Other unheard of: flagellates, or going old school, vapulates.
ooh, I’m scared to look that up
Democrats defenestrate Mike Johnson!
Democrat castrates Mike Johnson!
That would also solve his porn addiction. Probably.
Think of Grindr’s stock valuations, that is one less customer.
Keep it going
Democrat skull fucks Mike Johnson.
Edit: yes I feel gross putting this into the universe.
Democrat fucks Mike Johnson’s mothers corpse with words
in Minecraft
This is definitely Mike Little Johnson’s dream as a closeted white supremacist
Democrat draws and quarters Mike Johnson!
aha ! a classic !
Democrats excrete Mike Johnson!
Democrat extirpates Mike Johnson?