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I’ll start: Ribeyes were over $20 each the other day.

Dick Dick (my Moby Dick/Dick Tracy crossover)

I’m cumming!

This is literally the first instruction God gives Adam and Eve. Do not eat the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Do not develop an independent sense of morality. What God says is the right thing at that time, and don’t you dare contradict him.

For real, I’m starting to think it’s fair to rule Charlie Kirk’s death a suicide. Surely if we can use terms like “suicide by cop” then this could fairly be called “suicide by conservatism”.

Also several inappropriately capitalized letters. Trump didn’t write this.

“Sugar”

Because we were working in the garage and she came over. Dressed in tight, revealing clothing with her breasts pushed up, she asks us a few times if we want to buy any sugar. We were certain she wasn’t talking about baking, but we weren’t sure if she was a sex worker or offering booger sugar. So henceforth, she became Sugar. We’re pretty gay, but not sure if she read that. So maybe it was the latter?

Muscular twink

Why I oughta…

Yeah, the other kind tends to shut itself up pretty quick.

He specifically said he wasn’t going to tear it up, right? That he came not to change one “jot or tittle” of the old law, but to “fulfill” it, whatever that means. Never made any sense to me.

How do you like my face to your flipper style?!

As it seems to be the case in all of these situations, AI fails hard at tasks when compared to tools specifically designed for that task. I use Ruff in all my Python projects because it formats my code and finds (and often fixes) the kind of low complexity/high probability problems that are likely to pop up as a result of human imperfection. It does it with great accuracy, incredible speed, using very little computing resources, and provides levels of safety in automating fixes. I can run it as an automation step when someone proposes code changes, adding all of 3 or 4 seconds to the runtime. I can run it on my local machine to instantly resolve my ID10T errors. If AI can’t solve these problems as quickly, and if it can’t solve anything more complicated reliably, I don’t understand why it would be a tool I would use.

He’s a villain through the last season of Buffy (or maybe it was season 6, it’s been a while).

Its horror movie cousin, Idle Hand.

git (by itself) is no harder to host than SSH.

I do my writing in markdown. Keeps me from being distracted over formatting. Easily converted to HTML/EPUB for review and editing. git + plaintext + pandoc is a dream.

This was a derogatory term for middle easterners that cropped up (to my awareness, anyway, and I don’t care to go searching around to fact check myself on this point) in the xenophobia following 9/11.

Kayfabe Presidency is a fucking fantastic punk band name.

Mmm, sometimes they blame the gays.