For even more safety, just read directly from the underlying socket.

Probably Lynx

Nah, but putting your balls next to microwave ovens for extended periods of time will result in you having to carry them around in a wheelbarrow.

In the future, refrigerators will have AI connected cameras in them you’ll have to pay subscriptions to refrigerate your food. Put a frozen pizza in your freezer without paying for the frozen pizza addon and your freezer will shut off.

I’m convinced that the religious are in a constant state of cognitive dissonance and they behave like this as a coping mechanism. Anyone who believes in their religion this strongly needs an extreme mental health intervention.

You cannot kill that which has no life.

Yes… China is state capitalist… Meanwhile, here in the Burger Reich, corporations routinely get bailouts from Uncle Sam paid for by the taxes of the workers.

If China is State Capitalist, what do you consider the USA?

But I heard the tankies are going to take my toothbrush away and give it to my neighbor!!!

Books? Surely you mean man pages.

Next he’ll tell you he supports forced lobotomies for anyone not using an LLM to think for them.

A retiree.

Hopefully this is the first step in reinventing Wikipedia as a worker coop rather a wannabe tech company disguised as a nonprofit.

You all don’t understand how high tech this is, this is literally quantum compression. You compress your image, and when you go to uncompress it, the algorithm randomly selects one possible variation of that image from the quantum multiverse and pulls it into your universe! Truly a marvel of engineering!

OH! I know this one! Those are 4011’s!

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Congress once voted to tax pizza as a vegetable due to the tomato sauce, so this isn’t a farfetched idea. Just pay some lobbyists and you’ll have yourself a salad.

A bad long term strategy?!?!?! Nonsense!!! This plan maximizes quarterly profits, how can it be bad for long term growth??? </s>

That blue light is Cherenkov radiation.

Billionaires are literally defective humans. They all belong in mental asylums.

At this point, the LLMs are the only friends the billionaires have. They are spending trillions on AI cause they want friends and can’t find any among the human race.