Basically the same way the douchey rich kid who’s tolerated because he’s got a Playstation AND an N64 is “popular”.

Graduated in '07 and yeah, all Mean Girls was missing was Happy Bunny and these fucking things:

Anal bum cover for 300

Also if he’s been wearing compression dressings it would explain the photos from a while back where he clearly had something on his legs under his pants.

Especially in NYC. Bike delivery has been a thing there long before uberdashhub. Hell, it was a fucking plot point in Spiderman 2 back in 2004:

Gonna need to spend a lot of time scrubbing ducks with dish soap if we dump something that greasy into the ocean.

Yup. That’s why the whole “weird” thing Harris’ campaign did towards the beginning was so effective and why they never should have fucking abandoned that strategy. You can’t use logic on someone occupying a completely different reality and even rage, however justified, often just gets used as fodder for them to play the victim. But make a narcissist feel embarrassed? Make them feel they’re being mocked? They completely fucking short circuit.

He also completely seems the type to leave a come-to-jesus meeting with his doctor about how he absolutely has to change his diet and start exercising and still hit the McDonald’s drive thru on the way home, so with a little luck, the best possible medical care won’t matter nearly as much as it could.

“Your honor, I’m missing my grandmother terribly. She would always side with me on legal decisions…”

Yeah, I read that as well. Ironically enough, it actually gave me a tiny shred of hope that we might get exceptionally lucky and the fucking thing would get wiped out by a hurricane or something before they managed to actually get anyone in there, but unfortunately the bastards work fast.

The second one looks like an English bulldog with jaundice preparing to tell a spooky story around a campfire.

He has what I’ve taken to calling “carnival barker energy”. Certainly not intelligence, and not quite charisma, but a particular kind of stage presence that for some inexplicable reason attracts vibes based morons like flies on shit. He’s basically Cocomelon for manchildren and racists.

It’s well past time to take Grandpa’s car keys away. Bro’s down to one last functioning brain cell bouncing around his skull like the DVD logo.

Those shitty old tiger hand holds kind of worked like that.

Went a couple links deep in the article and nope, the standard kind of decapitated (no photos in the link, it’s just a previous AP article that gives more detail). Sounds like the poor kids shoulder got stuck and she straight up ripped his head off.

Edit - fixed link

deleted by creator

deleted by creator

Tbf, even if we stopped literally right now that doesn’t address what’s already there so even best case scenario would still be a little of column a, a little of column b.