Someone said “trains” and America thought they said “trans.”
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Australian athlete apologizes for racing with diarrhea, forfeits the Beijing competition she wonEnglish
9·9 days agoWhy it’s called “the runs.”
maxthemummer@lemmus.orgtoWatch Reddit Die@sh.itjust.works•Reddit's Active U.S. Users Took a Dip, the last time Reddit will reportEnglish
4·10 days agoReddit tried to force me to use the app instead of a browser, so here I am.
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politics @lemmy.world•Confused Mitch McConnell, 84, Has to Be Told How to VoteEnglish
4·10 days agoSo, a typical Trump voter then.
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What is this thing?@lemmy.world•Mysterious images on Dollar General napkinsEnglish
2·12 days agoYou’ve discovered the numbers station of the napkin world. The question is who is communicating to whom?
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politics @lemmy.world•Democrats fume after 2 members defect again on key vote for Trump agendaEnglish
9·12 days agoEthics don’t pay.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Is Reportedly Sending Israel $2.8 Billion in Bombs. You're Paying for ThemEnglish
9·12 days agoOh, so THAT’S where our DOGE checks are going!
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World News@lemmy.ml•US strips millions in military aid from Europe and Mideast to back Trump-aligned nations in AmericasEnglish
3·13 days agoLet me guess…project 2025?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Claims the Only "AI Guardrail" Needed Is HimselfEnglish
3·13 days agoWhile we’re at it, who needs congress or the courts?
The power he has over people is criminal.
“Gentleman! Let’s retire to the billiard room for cigars and brandy after we thank everyone for their attention in this matter.”
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News@lemmy.world•Second federal judge freezes Trump mail ballot order with US Supreme Court poised to weigh inEnglish
17·14 days agoThe Supreme Court, I’m sure, will come through for Trump at the eleventh hour. The drama WILL continue.
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News@lemmy.world•Teen Girl Chased by 'Cat in the Hat' Figure Amid Sinister TikTok Trend Sweeping North AmericaEnglish
8·14 days agoMike Meyers must be soo hurting for work I guess.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is the punchline to the worst joke you know?English
5·14 days agoWhat are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Republican lawmaker wants to rename Lake Erie to Lake Pennsylvania | CBC NewsEnglish
3·15 days agoWhat kind “man” does it take to be so far up Trump’s ass?
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politics @lemmy.world•‘You Go To Hell!’: Trump Ends Convention With The Most Bizarre Pledge You'll Ever HearEnglish
11·16 days agoRepeat after me. “I” state your name.
“I state your name.”
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News@lemmy.world•Trump Falls Asleep Onstage at September 11 CeremonyEnglish
3·16 days agoThree dicks are a bridge too far, I’m afraid.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Lunges at Female Reporter Asking About Those Supposed $5K ChecksEnglish
2·17 days agoGet Mike Tyson to ask His Orangeness some hardball questions and see his “tough guy” act dissolve.



Gee, do you really think so?