And do you think I will react reasonably with the rational and factual information you gave me? Because, yes, I will, so thanks for your analysis

And steel beams!

What’s wrong Jance Dance? You barely janked the jouch?

Children are members of society. They’re imperfect, but still. As other members of society, we have a duty to at least tolerate them.

I find it very sad that some people treat them like a different species. You wouldn’t hear people say, without being countered, “I don’t want to see old people” or “I don’t want to have to interact with women”. It’s fucked up, you don’t choose the other members of society.

I speak German

Schwizerdütsch barely meets the definition of a language

Wow you will criticize the pope, but won’t say anything about the current atrocities in Sudan???

No doubt JD Vance will have to explain again to this new pope, who barely knows anything about theology and the catholic dogma, what Jesus’ teachings about the power of the US president really mean. 🙏

Donald “War criminal” Trump is a child rapist? No, sorry I meant: Donald “Child rapist” Trump is a war criminal, a coup organiser and an overall human shitstain? Wow

- Saved from what? Could it be your careless decisions that led to this landing?

- Let’s not point fingers right now

Please use the specially designed corporate crying booths for all your depression, burn-out, desperation and sadness episodes (one 5-minutes episode a day allowed per Team Friend)

If you average the faces of Orban and Vance you get the right amount of chin, the right amount of forehead, but way too much cheek material

Yes, King Croesus the Average, Apollo-God tells me that you should totally attack King Cyrus the Greaaaaaat, it’s a very good idea 🤭

She’s so dreamy, I bet she’s thinking about other men…

Hedy Lamarr: we could improve the current design of the radio guiding system of these torpedoes

Controversial take: Marilyn Monroe was a somewhat attractive woman. Here, I said it.

I […] fuck strai[gh]t[…]s […]. Just watch! […] President DJT

Wow very brave of him. Respect 🙏

My eyes are up there… and down there. And also left and right. Just please try not to look at the vast emptiness surrounding my eyes

Since porno sites are limited to 18+ people, I suggest you could authenticate yourself by providing the link to a very specific type of videos

And yet…

Quousque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?

Imagine being the most boring guy in the Republic and still being remembered for this kind of sentences.

You’re making us root for a bloody Islamic dictature killing and torturing its own citizens, you absolute moron.