Would love to see more of the last bit

The test is they’re required to give me a million dollars. If they’re unable to do so because they don’t have access to a million dollars, they pass. If they do, I get a million dollars and they fail

I was gonna say this, but the top left guy just happened- these two were 6 months apart, and in the same hemisphere lol

I can’t think of a single situation besides ransom that would require I spend $8,000 but, to answer your question, I would take out a loan.

Regardless, if my partner and I each made $4,000/mo, we’d have over $4,000/mo of discretionary spending, which is insane

I saw this in a TV show once

These are my total regular monthly joint expenses between both my partner and I:

Rent & Utilities: $1200
Entertainment: $150
Student loans: $200
Health/dental: $600
Groceries: $600
Business: $250
Auto: $250
=$3250

I prefer imgur tbh

I assumed your first comment was sarcasm. $4k/mo sounds incredible

I’m always surprised to hear people dislike the taste after leaving it out. I leave a big cup of water out every night so it’ll taste better in the morning 😅

I think the motivation for most of these folks is their own religion rather than other’s religions. I’d bet money that the majority of them have little to no problem with Muslims who don’t consume beef or dairy

Are you from Florida? Because I want you on the floor… duh

Sucks about the apparently islamophobic undertones of some individuals/factions, but pretty badass aside from that

Anachronistic baby Jesus cameo?

I don’t know if it’s explicitly stated anywhere, but my guess is it’s actually Seth (even though he also wasn’t born yet)

Edit: I was wrong- I assumed it was Cain and Abel bc it looks almost exactly like this illustration of them

But apparently it’s just a depiction of “people doing bad things like Cain” to justify the flood

In Germany, they don’t say “driving rapidly in a circle,” they say “Was soll der Scheiß? Pass doch auf, verdammt!” and I think that’s beautiful

20 hours to travel 2219km is 110km/hr. Around the narrow lane of a roundabout, that’s at least 6gs, which can be fatal without training

I’ll probably adopt this one by the time I hit 36 lol

This apk file has several trojans

27 year olds were 13 only 13 years ago. I feel like 36 is when you officially hit “not young”

I think they didn’t realize it was your username lol

No one knows. Believe me I’ve tried asking