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This evening on /r/fleshlight, a night of romance

You have an electric generator? Is it self sustaining? Where can I get one?

Syncing to the (i)cloud is a setting you can uncheck. You can ask chatgpt how to do that, or maybe your mom. Btw, a 60GB drive is not enough, by far. My fullframe camera disapproves of your lack of awareness… ;-)

Gender on a drivers license is irrelevant for law enforcement. When driving a car the law needs to know your identity. What gender you have when driving a car should not matter.

It’s also common knowledge that when you’re inactive (sometimes referred to as asleep) spiders descend into your mouth about 8 times per year. 🫥

Access is a usable database app? How about Postgres with PGadmin?

Why would I want an AI powered office suite?

My expectation is that MS will replace Windows with Linux within the decade with a Windows lookalike theme and Windows style desktop. They will run a Rosetta like VM to keep old apps running. It will be much cheaper, Linux can do anything that Windows can, with much less development costs. They might say that Windows needs at least 16GB RAM to keep that VM running smoothly, plus some new CPU and GPU to keep the hardware industry happy. They will still make it so that Office will only run on their version of Linux.

Computer says no

Yeah, I’ve worked with a lot of tall people. Didn’t make me grow taller.

You should have worked with small people. That works better.

Intelligence comes in many forms. Trump certainly has some kind of intelligence, if only that of a psychopath. Putin was a KGB officer with a high rank. You need skills to get there, you need skills to stay in power for that long. So whether it’s shrewdness or actual intelligence - he is somehow really skilled to do his job. And I long for the time that he is removed from his position, but I’m afraid that he is skilled enough to stay in power for years, and his pet Trump will not beat Putin in this regard, but I’m afraid he will live a long life.

You realise that this is still better than republicans don’t mind being racist, which is still better than republicans being proud to be racist.

That could actually work. Meanwhile, the number of people dying of horse paste (what???) and bleach went up, but nobody notices as these numbers are not collected.

How does that compare to the normal flu? And did flu related deaths go down?

I drive its 20 year old grand child. It feels like 5 years old.

That is an A4

Can I install a camera in your bedroom? One above your couch so I can read the things you type? One in the toilet? No? But you have nothing to hide you said…?

He will not give the money. He makes a promise. He breaks the promise. Please people - don’t be stupid. Do not believe this idiot.

I hate the orange turd and your observation is about 100% wrong. He will not pay anyone. He will keep the money himself.