Nate Asbestos

Ohio

Supposedly the captain called the harbor master (or whatever) like instantly when the ship lost power, and you can see the traffic stopped literally just in time, like it collapsed maybe 10 seconds after the last civilian vehicle cleared. In the clearest video on twitter, there appeared to be at least 4 vehicles from bridge/service workers up there when it collapsed. People on twitter were saying on of the people escaped unharmed, but Idk if that is true

you guys should hit him with hammers

I guess the silver lining is that more people seem to be starting to realize those guys are evil insufferable pricks. Basically all my life before now, the narrative would have been twisted with “no, see, he’s *frugal and those behaviors are why he’s rich and everyone else should emulate this”

Girl on twitter said it looks like he’s getting Ghost Busted

Somehow entire weeks have melted away and yet it feels like the longest three years of all time. Still can’t believe his first term isn’t far in the rear view

tyvm for the explanation :)

I have a question adjacent to this topic: Is it possible for someone (3rd party) to construct an elaborate tracking link that bounces through a server they themselves control – neither the site the link was posted on nor the destination, that also calls on a cookie or javascript function or something similar in the browser of the person who clicked it, in order to see who clicked it and what their destination was?

I ask this because back in ~2021 there were a few communist twitter accounts that DM’ed their followers a strange / extremely long URL, apparently after their accounts were hacked. The link redirected to IG where some people said they were logged in to an account that had their real identity associated with it, and it caused a bit of a stir, but I never heard anything more about it. I have always wondered about this since it happened

I always confuse this guy with aardvark, but yeah that’s pretty damn good, thank you.

Also just had this thought- the tongue will make for some absolutely insane lewd commish’s

ohio skibidi

Certified movie theatre snacking moment

My boss is making me play with it at work (not joking) and I am still struggling to get it to draw 46th Gungan president Joe Joe Bidenks (It refuses to draw joe biden OR literally any star wars ip)

Any Hoomers up 🔻 they 💨 👀

“code is law. Just use a cold wallet bro”

1 hour later:

“help mods i spill my juice! police!!”

I had to triple check after reading the phrase “See below from Dingaling”

some of the absolute top tier apes

Stuff like this is what made twitter great, befofe elong fucked everything up

Raymond Hill will save us