Throw me in the trash

Wut

If by giant you mean small

Its not fine at all. What you describe is a crime, but very difficult to prosecute, so usually ignored.

As an American, Hold My Beer

It doesnt add up yet

Maybe Elon is playing a 5D chess long game to reduce Trumps harm and help humanity

So ironic

Not useless if it holds up in court

Same way we did it last time, have a world war.

What the fuck zero moving parts? Are you high?

Not at all, its slightly more convenient.

We played this song in high school marching band lol

FYI registering with a party affiliation is so you can vote in their closed primary election (where they pick candidates to run in the general election)

Anyone can register with any party, or none, and change their affiliation at will.

Fatal Error: Flour.h not found

Google should mail them a giant check

I love the one with the photo

I kinda love it

Ordinary Headlight Dangerous

Edit: SCIENCE!

1917 ad for new low-beam headlights:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headlamp