Yeah I remember watching this on newgrounds.

I’m pretty sure these scenes are from the “alternate ending” movie.

Neon Genesis Evangelion, and they are turning into primordial ooze I think.

30 years later and I can still hear the Stick Stickley song lol.

I’m going to guess, “Non-alcoholic beer is here. Keep cold. Enjoy fresh.”

Peanut butter Twix

Remember when you had to make boot disks for games?

FFX is the best one.

A spinach puff is a pastry filled with spinach.

A masturbating nun

Me too lol. It is what it is though I’m happy with it.

Dave the Diver

I think that might be a first gen Escalade front end, both of these things were pretty common in the early 2000s. I even used to see the vette lights on the earlier trucks with the more square bodies.

Red cream soda I think.