Lol thought I recognised the name

Don’t bother, the guy is a legit weirdo. He got banned from a comm and then got pissy at me in dms, only to follow me into the mega

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Stardust ends up with the main character beating up his bully.

Actually the day I beat the shit out of my bully was incredibly satisfying and did not leave me wanting. It was also relatively easy to achieve. I fulfilled a primal desire that day. It was very nice.

I’ve been saying this for years. If I was an Evil Villain Ruling The World, the very first thing I’d do is pay a bunch of bards to sing songs about how it would totally own me to turn the other cheek and history will judge me harshly anyway so no reason to do anything apart from protesting otherwise you’re just as bad as me. I’d put the idea whereever I could.

Ideas guy strikes again. I’ll return in 18 months once I’ve learned how to type on a keyboard with more than one finger

If the “Ooooh whyIOughta” guy from cartoons was a country:

New bot dropped: Transphobia count bot. Goes thru the modlog and counts amount of times they’ve been moderated for transphobia
I am making a list with all my bots for when I learn computers

The Dalai Llama says you need to practice your aloof attitude as it is just coming off as being an average cringy redditor
Either that or get funnier or spend less time thinking of a comeback

I am happy to see you’ve taken the Dalai Llamas advice and dropped the weird faux-casual tone you attempted before. May this be the first step on your way to enlightenment.

Like fishing in a barrel with a shotgun.

> Say something stupid
> Get called out
> Heh sure triggered you :smuglord:

It’s so funny how you swarm like pirhannas with penis-envy when you get called out.

It’s just me responding to you, and you seem to be the only one talking about being envious of dicks.
I gotta give you this, you’ve mastered the weird non-sequiteur. This is the second time in a row I’m baffled as to what motivated your strange response.

“Anecdotal evidence” lmao. Yeah bud the historical analysis and the reference to trends are super anecdotal. Sorry for not providing you with leagues of documents in what I thought was a chill civil interaction.

Aight.

<- You. I cannot imagine getting this butthurt over a casual conversation.

Iono why I tried interacting with a hex user in the first place. It always seems to end up in derision and self-labeled omniscience.

If you meet a person who stinks, then you’ve met a person who stinks. If everyone stinks, then you’ve stepped in dogshit - Dalai Llama. The Llama also told you to look inwards and be less of a redditor. Also to drop this weird faux-conversation tone you’ve suddenly adopted in an attempt to appear above it all. He said it’s cringe.

Anyways here’s the poem with a significantly different meaning of sweet summers child - because of course it is. The meaning of sweet summer child only makes sense within the universe of GoT. https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=mGQSAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA52#v=onepage&q&f=false - It is here referring a lovely breeze, a sweet child of the summer.
And whoops what’s this? https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=Sweet summer child&hl=da Oh wow would you look at that, it sees a drastic increase alongside the release of the first season of GoT. Odd. Huh. I’d go into the interesting reasons for why the first usage doesn’t line up with the series release or the first book, but you’re being a whiny little pissant so now I’d rather not and hopefully annoy you some more.
Fuck you

Nah it’s origins is a single use in a written poem with a significantly different meaning. Looking at the trends it’s clear that it’s GoT. People just use that poem as their cover, unwilling to accept that their memory is a foreign country

Yeah wouldn’t it be “celiac-disease-haver-friendly”?

“bend the knee”
“Sweet summer child”
And other phrases from GoT that people now pretend they’ve been saying their whole lives

“We should plan walkable cities”
“OH MY GOD SHES IN A WHEELCHAIR TOO DO YOU ONLY EVER THINK ABOUT YOURSELF YOU ABLEIST”

I don’t understand this one? Walkable cities are better for wheelchair users.

“Would of” annoys me to no end. Which is silly because English isn’t my first language and I know I make many mistakes, but would of is just… Ugh. Ick.

Related to mindgobling

Calling someone a bot or a shill because they post something you disagree with. It’s so stupid. Like even if the person is a bot, would that matter if the point they’re making is salient and sourced?

“I don’t need to engage with the fact Biden has deported more people than Trump, because you are actually russian. Thus I have no reason to investigate my worldview.”???

It’s also such a tell. Like the person can’t imagine anyone thinking anything other than what they think, so they must not be real people with internal lives. Can’t imagine independent thought, literal NPC behaviour.
Especially because it’s always the most average of redditor-take-havers that say it.